Monday, January 21, 2008

fat protection

By Kathleen De Simone

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Much of my childhood was lived with my Irish foster mother. She was gloriously funny, always busy, loving, old enough to be my grand mom, and had a delightful brogue, so thick you could cut it with a stick. And it was so full of music... I just adored listening to her, well on cold winter mornings, after filling us with big ceramic bowls full of—made from scratch oatmeal—what she called porridge. It was dotted with butter and brown sugar, to which she would pour on top in a small river of cream.

Oh heaven, the aroma alone could make you swoon!! On especially cold days she would do this extra special thing. When we were leaving for the bus stop, on our way to school, she would walk us to the front door and hand me and my 3 half siblings rashers of crisp, crisp bacon—the thick old-fashioned kind, hand-sliced—and slabs of fresh Irish soda bread she had just fried brown in bacon fat. She would put them in our mittened hands saying in her lyrical Irish brogue, and with much solemnity…

“Here now children, take this with ya’ while your waiting for the bus, and the fat will keep out the cold.”

Now, I knew she knew everything and was so loving and good, but I was troubled. I was never quite sure how this “fat” protection worked? Did you wave the bacon in the air to drive the cold away? Did you hold it in front of you like a crucifix warding off Dracula? I would keep it in front of me at the bus stop long as I could, but eventually I would succumb and eat the delightful, crunchy, salty fatty strips and the divine toasted soda bread, willing at last to take the chance of being out in the cold without a bit of fat protection... and it was so divine I didn't even care…



Photo: The author all grown up.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

O Kathleen: Your mother was so right! It wasn't until I slowed down on the bacon front, that I started to feel the cold, and had to buy a winter jacket!..Growing up in England, we heard the same thing, and too...'Go to work on an egg'.Trouble is, in my old age, I'm having a heck of a time sloughing off all that fat protection. We used to eat drippings on toast, too, in post-war England. Drippings being the fat and gubbins left over after your roasted your beef joint. You poured all that lovely stuff into a bowl, then let it chill overnight in the fridge. Next day, you spread it on toast. Heaven!